But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She bit a glass in half.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
