Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we made out on top of his cat.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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