do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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