i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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