i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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