Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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