Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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