Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
high people should be assigned attendants
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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