Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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