: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Holy shit dude........stairs
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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