When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
do herpes really smell.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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