i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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