Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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