That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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