Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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