Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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