Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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