We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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