Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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