You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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