Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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