I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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