he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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