cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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