I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
bring money and cleavage
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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