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THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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