There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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