You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
someone threw a dead crab at me
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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