my phone cant type all the emotion im having
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
So vagazzling was a success
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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