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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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