Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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