Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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