I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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