real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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