I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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