kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
So many bounce houses so little time
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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