yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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