I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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