is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
is that a dick in a sweater?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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