But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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