Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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