Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I AM VODKA MAN
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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