This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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