it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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