I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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