Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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