turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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