Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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