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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Sext me about skeletons
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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