I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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