Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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