I wanna passion pit in your ass
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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