would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
birth control should be required to get into college
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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