and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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