He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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