I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
whose ass print is on the piano?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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