they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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