boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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